Jamie: What can you hold without your hands?
John: What?
Jamie: Your breath.

Caleb: Why are robbers so relaxed?
Larry: Why?
Caleb: Because they like to take things easy.

Josh: Can February march?
James: I don’t know.
Josh: I don’t know either, but April May!

Jacob: What’s the difference between a proud farmer and a pirate?
Jason: I have no clue.
Jacob: A pirate buries his treasure, and a farmer treasures his berries.

Dink: Every day my uncle goes into the kitchen and cooks something different. Do you know what he always makes?
Duff: But you just said he cooks something different every day.
Dink: Yes, but he always makes a mess4.