There Flies A Dead Duck
　　Two friends were out hunting and one was always bragging1 about what a good shot he was. About that time a duck flew over. He took aim and fired... the duck flew on unscathed2.
　　He paused a minute and said, “My friend, you are now witnessing a miracle. There flies a dead duck.”

Will You Marry Me?
　　A prince was put under a spell3 so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He kept himself from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling”. But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.
At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”
And the lady said, “Pardon?”