Whiskey and Worms
　　A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed1  about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly died. “Now, what lesson can we get from this experiment?” the professor asked. Scott raised his hand and wisely, responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms. ”