1．Military1 Scientist: Football is a bloodless world war during peace-time among nations without firearms2 but full of gun smoke.
2．Political Scientist: Football is a carrier of political life and sometimes an ambassador3 of peace.
3．Physicist: Football is universal gravitation4 which attracts billions of people together: a football match consists in the trial5 of strength between the gravitation of goal-keepers' hands and the repulsion6 of other players' heads and feet.
4．Geographer: During the World Cup, there will be a severe earthquake involving every corner of the earth. The “Big Ball” (the Earth) revolves7 around the “Little Ball”(Football) in the course of the World Cup.
5．Writer: Football is a full-length monumental8 work containing countless stories about players and football fans.
6．Medical Scientist: There is a high incidence of all kinds of diseases during the World Cup. Football of course is the arch-criminal9.
7．Musician: Football is a piece of world cantata10 shaking heaven and earth with great momentum11, and it is also a piece of wonderful and pleasant Destiny Symphony, the joys and sorrows of which can only be experienced with the heart.
8．Philosopher: Football is the perceptual protrusion12 based on human rationality13.
9．Aesthetician: Football approximates14 cruelty to some extent but no one can deny15 its beauty—the organic16 unity of power and beauty.
10．Educationist: Your children will probably miss the chance to go to college if infatuated17 with football.
11．Gourmet: Football is sour grape, bitter quince18 and puckery19 persimmon20. So far we can taste a bit of its pungency21 but not savor22 its sweetness.
12．Economist: Football is a large interest community and its rolling can bring an enormous amount of profits to various parties.
13．Artist: Football is a piece of incomparable eternal (lasting) world art. It keeps so many people intoxicated23 and stupefied24, so infatuated as to forget to eat and sleep.
14．Linguist25: Football is a universal language. People of different colours and different tongues can understand it and share a common topic.
1． 军事学家：足球是和平时期国与国之间演绎的一场不动枪炮而又硝烟弥漫的不流血的战争。
2． 政治学家：足球是政治生活的一个载体，有时也是和平的使者。
3． 物理学家：足球是万有引力，吸引亿万人聚到一块儿；足球比赛则是守门员手上的引力与其他球员头上和脚下斥力之大小的较量。
4． 地理学家：世界杯赛时，将会有一股强烈的地震波冲及地球的各个角落；杯赛期间，“大球”（地球）围着“小球”（足球）转。
5． 作家：足球是一部关于球员与球迷的传世之作，里
面有说不尽的故事。
6． 医学家：世界杯赛期间是各种疾病的高发期，足球是当然的罪魁祸首。
7． 音乐家：足球是气势磅礴、震天撼地的一曲世界大合唱，同时也是一首美妙动听的只有用心才能体验其欢乐与痛苦的新谱《命运交响曲》。
8． 哲学家：足球是建立在人类理念之上的感性的凸现。
9． 美学家：足球运动虽近似残酷，但谁又能否定它的美呢？——它是力与美的有机结合。
10． 教育学家：迷上足球可能使你的子女失去上大学的机会。
11． 美食家：足球是酸的葡萄、苦的木瓜、涩的柿子，如今勉强能尝到一点辣味，但还没有品出甜味。
12． 经济学家：足球是一个巨大的利益共同体，它的滚动能给各方带来巨额利润。
13． 艺术家：足球是一项无可比拟、永恒不朽的世界艺术，它使许多人如痴如醉，神魂颠倒，废寝忘食。
14． 语言学家：足球是一种世界通用的语言，不同肤色、不同语种的人都能听懂它、读懂它，并且有了共同话题。
1. military adj．军事的，军用的
2． firearm n．枪炮
3． ambassador n．大使
4． gravitation n．引力（作用）
5． trial n．考验
6． repulsion n．排斥
7． revolve v．（使）旋转
8． monumental adj．不朽的，纪念碑的
9． arch－criminal n．主犯
10． cantata n．大合唱
11． momentum n．动力
12． perceptual adj．感性的
protrusion n．伸出，突出
13． rationality n．唯理性
14． approximate v．近似，接近
15． deny v．否定，拒绝
16． organic adj．有机的，器官的
17． infatuate v．使着迷
18． quince [kwins] n．（一种蔷薇科植物的果实）榅桲果
19． puckery adj．缩拢的，起褶的
20． persimmon n．柿子
21． pungency n．辛辣
22． savor v．尝到
23． intoxicate v．使陶醉
24． stupefy v．麻木
25． linguist n．语言学家
