1. A: Do you know what they do with boys who tell lies?
B: Yes, sir. When they get old enough the company sends them out as salesmen.
2. A: Do you think you know enough to be useful to this office?
B: Know enough? Why, I left last place because the boss said I knew too much.
3. A: Did you write this poem yourself?
B: Yes, every line of it.
A: I'm glad to meet you, Sir William Shakespeare. I had thought that you died long ago.
4. A: How have you become so rich?
B: It is a long story and while I am telling it we might as well save the candle. Please put it out, will you?
A: OK, but you need not tell the story, since I have known your secret to success.
5. A: George Washington once had dinner at this very table.
B: Is that why you haven't changed the table cloth since?