Funny Answers|趣味问答

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1. A: Do you know what they do with boys who tell lies?
    B: Yes, sir. When  they  get  old enough the company sends them out as salesmen.

2. A: Do you think you know enough to be useful to this office?
    B: Know enough? Why, I left last place because the boss said I knew too much.

3. A: Did you write this poem yourself?
    B: Yes, every line of it.
    A: I'm   glad   to   meet   you, Sir  William  Shakespeare. I  had thought that you died long ago.

4. A: How have you become so rich?
    B: It  is a long story and while I am telling it we might as well save the candle. Please put it out, will you?
    A: OK, but  you  need not tell the story, since I have known your secret to success.

5. A: George Washington once had dinner at this very table.
    B: Is that why you haven't changed the table cloth since?