School comedy——Wang Xixi's Diary Novels3

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After I came to primary school, I met a very angry female teacher. After asking, she said,"You are so polite, kid, I am angry with a girl named Wang Xixi."
  After I came to primary school, I met a very angry female teacher. After asking, she said, "You are so polite, kid, I am angry with a girl named Wang Xixi."
  I asked her, "West, East, West, North and South?"
  She nodded and stared at me for a long time before saying, "Yes, who are you?"
  I smiled, waved my hand and said happily, "Teacher, your last name is Hu, right? Wang Xixi, my sister, I am Wang Qianqian, with a cursive on the west. "
  Teacher Hu suddenly realized, "Oh, you are Wang Xixi, the monitor of Class 3, and I heard Miss Li talk about you. However, how can a smart and generous girl like you have a sister like Wang Xixi? "
  I comforted Mr. Hu: "Don't be angry, Mr. Hu, what happened?"
  Teacher Hu stamped his feet angrily, put his hand in his trouser pocket, and angrily scolded, "Hey, your sister Wang Xixi, in the math exam, the test paper was copied from Liu Yaoqing, the schoolmaster on her left. What a dishonest child."
  It suddenly dawned on me, no wonder my sister got 100.
  My sister will definitely have no good day at night, because after Mr. Hu finished speaking, she waved to me and said, "Little Qianqian has been chatting for too long, and we are all going to be late. Mr. Hu is leaving first. I'm going to call her mother first without telling your sister. By the way, what's your mother's phone number?"
  I recited the phone fluently.
  "I'm really sorry to trouble you, Cece, but it's getting late. I should go up. Bye."
  I shook my head straight. "Teacher, our classroom is on the fourth floor and yours is on the sixth floor. I can walk with you for a while."
  She thought about it and agreed.
  I asked again, "Teacher, do you know about my sister's study?"
  Teacher Hu wondered, "As a younger sister, don't you know?"
  I shook my head. "My sister didn't even report my mother's death."
  Teacher Hu lamented, "Alas, this student is more naughty than a boy. Once, when she wanted to play truant, I asked her,' Where are you going, Mr. Wang Xixi?' She casually said,' Go climb trees and play.' I shouted,' I'll let your parents wait on it.' She cried,' You said last time that you wanted your mother's law to serve me, do you know? My mother didn't even dare to touch my ass. " The whole class burst into laughter. "
  Teacher Hu asked me, "Does your mother really do this to her?"
  I shook my head: "Wang Xixi has a good face. She didn't dare admit it even after being killed, let alone just family law?"
  I was going to ask Mr. Hu, but I ended up on the fourth floor, so we had to "goodbye".
Hehe, there's a good show again in the evening. It is estimated that my mother will nag and repeat: "You, Wang Xixi, can avoid death crimes, but can't escape living crimes."
  来到小学之后,我遇到一个很生气的女老师,询问之后,她说:“你真有礼貌,小朋友,我是因为一个叫王西西的女孩生的气。”
  我问她:“东西南北的西?”
  她点了点头,盯着我好久,才冒出一句:“是,你是谁?”
  我笑了笑,摆了摆手,轻松愉快地说:“老师,您姓胡吧?王西西,是我的姐姐,我是王茜茜,西上面加个草字头。”
  胡老师恍然大悟:“哦,你是三3班的班长王茜茜,我听李老师说过你。但是,你这么聪明大方的乖女孩,怎么会有王西西这样的姐姐?”
  我安慰胡老师:“别生气,胡老师,发生了生么事?”
  胡老师气急败坏地跺着脚,手插在裤兜里,气愤地骂:“嘿,你的姐姐王西西,在数学那次考试,考卷是抄她左手边的学霸刘耀卿的,真是不诚实的孩子。”
  我恍然大悟,难怪姐姐考了一百。
  姐姐晚上肯定没有好日子了,因为胡老师讲完,向我挥了挥手,说:“小茜茜聊得太久了,我们都快迟到了,胡老师先走一步了,我打算先不告诉你姐姐,先打电话跟她妈妈沟通,对了,你妈妈的电话是?”
  我流利地把电话背了出来。
  “真是麻烦你了,茜茜,可是时间不早了,我该上去了,再见。”
  我直摇头:“老师,我们教室在四楼,你们教室在六楼,我可以陪您走一段。”
  她想了想,同意了。
  我又问:“老师,您知道我姐姐的学习情况吗?”
  胡老师疑惑:“你身为妹妹,不知?”
  我摇了摇头:“姐姐连妈妈都死不上报。”
  胡老师哀叹了一声:“唉,这个学生比男孩子还调皮。一次,她要逃学,我问她:‘王西西同学,你又要去哪儿?’她随口一说:‘去爬树玩儿。’我吼道:‘我让你家长那家法伺候。’她嚷道:‘你上次说要妈妈那家法伺候我,你知道吗?我妈妈连碰都不敢碰我屁股一小下。’全班哄堂大笑。”
  胡老师问我:“你妈妈真这样对她?”
  我摇了摇头:“王西西好面子呗,她被打死也不敢承认,何况只是家法?”
  我本来还想问胡老师,结果到四楼了,我们只好“再见”。
  呵呵,晚上又有好戏啦。估计妈妈又会唠叨地重复:“你,王西西,死罪可免,活罪难逃。”
小学6年级 记叙文
字数:2975 投稿日期:2021-11-13 17:34:10

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