It’s a happy happy life over here
I smile my lips to my ears
Once I had to have a surgery
To seal the opening back together
How can we not be glad?
When these fatties crush you flat
Oh wow, how yummy
I look like a pancake mashed with jelly
Life is just so easy these days
All you do is relax and play
Eat and sleep, sleep and eat
Shoes no longer fit my outgrowing feet
I laugh from day to night
Everything is in place and right
I laugh myself a stomachache
I’m a happy happy little pig for goodness sake.