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“姜子牙”在我班!

黑暗伯爵

话说:殷商末年,姜子牙辅佐西伯侯讨伐帝辛,可他一睡,便穿越到了现代!  我们五(1)班,可谓无人能敌啊!能人异士多又多!比如:姜子牙、杨戬、哮天犬……
           “姜子牙”在我班!
  话说:殷商末年,姜子牙辅佐西伯侯讨伐帝辛,可他一睡,便穿越到了现代!
  我们五(1)班,可谓无人能敌啊!能人异士多又多!比如:姜子牙、杨戬、哮天犬……
  先说说姜子牙吧!
  “姜子牙”聪明极顶,他可跟古时候的姜子牙有些不一样,爱耍小聪明,瞧吧!
  只见姜子牙“啪”一声把足球踢进办公室,便飞快逃离“犯罪现场”,可逃过了初一避不过十五啊!老师问他:“是不是你干的?”干脆装无知算了,“什么事儿啊,老师?”老师耐住性子又说道:“你踢足球,踢破了玻璃!”“我我……我当时去了厕所呀!”嘿!这可真聪明,制造不在场证据,老师火爆脾气上来了:“都有人看见了!我可真小看你了!”既然东窗事发,那就……“老师别生气,是我干的,千万别禀告家长大人,我上有八十岁老人,下有三岁儿童,别生气啊!”“你……”老师憋不住,笑了,但还是把他狠狠地教训了一番!猜!他是谁?就是我们班的罗鸿宇。
  别说我自大,现实就是这样!
  杨戬就是在下,虽然我不姓杨,但是,我有杨戬的胆识和计谋!
  我的个人信息就必须保密,暂且不说。
  (如果想了解我,请加偶QQ:1525558386记得注明我是xxx,是小荷网的一名百姓。)
  
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  • 字数:485 投稿日期:2015-3-10 21:01:00

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    » 629270296 评论 2015-9-17
    xxx是谁?
    » 凤凰阁 评论 2015-3-11
    还好吧!写的不是太好,下次再加油吧!
    » 王逸安 评论 2015-3-11
    我的个人信息就必须保密,暂且不说。
      (如果想了解我,请加偶QQ:1525558386记得注明我是xxx,是小荷网的一名百姓。)这些可删除!把“姜子牙”人物多写不是更好吗?