Four Jokes|幽默四则

[关于季节的英语作文]


  Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. “It's a prize, mother,” he explained.
  “A prize? What for, dear?”
  “For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich1 has, and I said three.”
  “But an ostrich has only two legs.”
  “I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest.”
 

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1. ostrich  n. 鸵鸟